Ask for a second opinion-Joke

As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night.  So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink.... “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”  “How much do you charge?”  “One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain’t nobody under there now.”

It’s always better to get a second opinion!